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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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