also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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