Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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