But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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