Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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