i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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