My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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