I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
love makes seman taste better
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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