i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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