just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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