There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack