no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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