remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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