just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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