garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
this boner is exhausting
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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