I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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