why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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