Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i think my cat just said my name.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2