Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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