If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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