wanna go halves on a baby?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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