He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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