my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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