I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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