I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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