Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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