Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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