Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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