No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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