sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
how can u be prego again
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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