I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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