We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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