you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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