Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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