kristin has been a bad kristin
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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