Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Where is the hickey?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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