using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
