I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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