shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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