I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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