Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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