Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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