I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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