So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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