need another drink. this is the easiest way
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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