That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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