Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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