Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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