it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I wear drunk well.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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