i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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