im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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