Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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