we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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