i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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