All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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