Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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