how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
A bitchslap is in order.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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