Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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