Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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