If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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