I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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