It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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